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Story Time!!

Help Me assure my friend that he's not alone! ❤️🍆💦Share a "quickie story" with me or accept the "Perkeroni 500 Challenge" and tell me how it goes!!

"So I arose from a sleepy slumber on this dreary rainy afternoon nap. with an annoyingly sturdy stubborn erection burning for an ejection. (Yes I really said that lol)
Sitting up, my tummy a rumblin, I looked around and saw how much housework I still have to do. As I continued to survey the room I saw the bag of cheddar chips with a red chip clip clenched to the top of the nicely flat and folded bag. As I reached for the chips, this particular contortion I engaged in to be able to reach the tasty delights, had quickly reminded me of the harpoon in my pants ready for battle... "Ugh already buddy, leave me alone rn" I stood up, adjusting my pajama pants to adjust for the lurking "predicament' continuously nudging me for attention. I realized I needed my afternoon meds, my Adderall. I double dosed it to ensure I'd get the house back to what I feel is an acceptable status.
Well, at that point I was like, fuck it I'm just gonna order a pizza with the coupon I clipped from my tripped to the mailbox earlier. "Beep beep boop bop, yes 1 large pepperoni to 8 almond course please, ok Mr Xxx we will have that to you in 25 minutes"
Yay me! I just made lunch, and I didn't have to wash a dish or scrub a pot! Just as I was patting myself on my back my begging boner was literally giving me a wedgey. Well, for Christ sakes let's just check this box off already and get on with our day. So I walk over and peer in through the crack of the bedroom door to check if "my gf" is still asleep or not. Bummer, she's in the midst of an open mouth, drool pool upon the pillow style nap. Shit! Now I know there's no way I can wait till after pizza comes, because my double dosed meds will surely kill my boner for the next few hours, and then I'll be stuck with the annoyance of my swollen balls with no particular easy way to reslolve it. The time is now or never! So I slowly back away into the hallway and look down and in a silent whisper I say, "guess it's just me and you bud". So I take him by the hand and we skip off into the "sunset"
But... Wait just a cotton picking minute boner buddy! The pizza is going to arrive here shortly we couldn't possibly have enough time!!.
I looked down at him with a tear in my eye and he looked up at me with a precum in his eye, and we both said at the same time.. "Start your engines and buckle your belts we are entering the first ever.. Peckeroni 500"

And I'll spare the boring details of settling for mediocre porn and such.

But, just as my butt was reunited with the couch.. ding dong goes the doorbell 🚪🔊

We did it buddy!! We did it!!
We won the Peckeroni 500!!!!

And as I headed for the door wearing my permagrin of a smile and an extra bounce to my step, I felt as if I was walking down the isle to give my acceptance speech at the Grammys. lol

🤌🍆⏳💦🍕 ✨🏆✨"

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