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My 39 year old best friend, North Korean billionaire and politician Kim Jong Un FaceTimed me last night to talk about women, sex positions, money, conservative politics and he wanted to show me his mixed seafood shabu shabu bowl that his servant made for his Saturday morning breakfast earlier. We also discussed and expressed our mutual fondness for Eric Cartman, Ye, Michigan legend Eminem, Donald Trump and Andrew “Cobra” Tate. Because he might be buying a sprawling mansion near mine in south Florida next year, we discussed real estate trends, the do’s and dont’s of pesky but needed Florida HOA’s and he asked me what the local Florida women were like and how they treated me. This fine Sunday afternoon, I got extremely turned on because just last night, I told him how all the Republican women from the midwest and the neighboring states in the deep south who relocate to Florida for college or career not only love my huge veiny pink Swedish cock but they love that I am so fucking rich.

as i approach nearly 1 MILLION monthly OnlyFans subscribers and my beloved united states of america also approaches its birthday this tuesday, i dream of all the pure american born republican pussy from the DEEP american south. i love my own american women so much i take my clothes off to celebrate your perfect, tight, pink all american patriotic pussies as you make bacon potato salad, biscuits and coleslaw in your american kitchens while us men grill juicy burgers, kielbasa, ribs, mouth watering fall apart in your hand all american beef brisket and tender, lean, texas raised tri tip this tuesday morning. happy 4th of july this tuesday but please dont EVER forget the hostile countries who started war with us and took your brave loved ones away from you because i wont let you forget. and dont forget there was a kid named ronald born in 1978 who grew up playing baseball in dunedin, florida who deserves your vote for president of the united states of america in november of 2024. he has fought for this country and continues to sacrifice himself for everything the red, white and blue stands for. thats what ill be thinking about when i enjoy a heaping spoonful of warm apple pie this tuesday night as fireworks fill our american skies from coast to coast 🇺🇸

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My 46th birthday was yesterday (June 17th) and Amazon founder, 59 year old New Mexico native, Jeff Bezos called me via my Amazon Echo Show 10 (in charcoal) to wish me happy birthday. I was relaxing in my law library listening to Billy Idol’s “Eyes without a Face” as I slowly prepare my run for governor of Florida in 2026 as a strong conservative. The following is a transcription of our conversation via live video feed:

JB: Hey Nick! Happy Birthday baldy!
Me: There’s my favorite bald asshole who took over the world all by selling books online out of his garage in the 90’s! How are all those fucked up liberals treating you in rainy Seattle these days?!
JB: (billionaire chuckles) Well enough to have just had Molly, my executive assistant, just complete a wire of $250 million cash into your name ya jerk!
Me: Well, thanks Jeff but why such a high dollar amount? I’m already like #98 on the Forbes Top 100 good friend. I mean, i guess its not as if you’ll notice it either though, right?
JB: Nick, shoosh, I NEED you to hurry up and catch up to me. Invest it, start a Hard Rock Nick amusement park, finance a movie based on your life, plaster your florida mansion with $100 bills! Heck, start taking full body nudes for OnlyFans on the moon and uploading them once a month.
Me: Alright, look, thanks! Its ridiculously generous of you Jeff. Just do me a favor and don't tell other humans about this. They're all jealous kush smoking pieces of shit that don’t deserve to share our earth with me.
JB: (interrupts me while tensing up) I understand and believe me, I feel the same way. I pretty much hate everyone and anything unless its sold on Amazon, Whole Foods Market or helping us advance my Blue Origin initiatives.
Me: Jeff, I really don’t mean to cut this short but I just checked my bank account and I’m now worth $11 billion dollars and feel this uncontrollable once in a lifetime horniness. I must go now because my erection is fighting through my zipper to pop out. I’m sure you know the feeling when your stunning fiancé Lauren, well you know…(ends call awkwardly)

im embarassed to say this but i cried all weekend for president donald trump. it makes me SICK to see the greatest man that ever lived being physically harmed, mistreated, slandered and financially destroyed in the media courtesy of his political opponents. to cheer me up, fellow billionaire, close friend and 39 year old mark zuckerburg (zuck) overnighted me a new Quest Pro VR from his 10 acre menlo park, california compound so i can play virtual beach volleyball through meta’s new and improved AI engine in my south florida mansion to perfect my footwork and spiking technique. one of my favorite things about living in south florida are all the beautiful republican women who move here from the midwest and like to play beach volleyball on weekends, whether on the white sand beaches of sarasota or the quieter beachfronts in jupiter or delray beach where i currently dock my 2023 yamaha waverunner. some of the best and tightest pussies in the world originate from states like michigan, ohio and even illinois but girls from illinois are usually shy around a good looking, rich guy like me with a huge swedish dick. so i pulled out my volleyball from my home gym, lotioned up my tight, smooth, lean swedish body with caribbean sourced organic cocoa body butter and started playing volleyball nude to see how my cock looks when i serve or set the ball for all the gorgeous, tan republican women im going to play beach volleyball with and against today 🏐

On Sundays, I love going swimming in my $3 million dollar south florida swimming pool with dual vortex waterslides. I’m even more excited this afternoon because our Miami Heat play Game 2 tonight and fly back from miserably cold Colorado back to south beach, florida late tonight. So, I took out my pool floaties from my 6 car garage so I can gently tan my beautiful, huge, swedish dick before the game. I was thinking of making a tropical smoothie and maybe ordering a cauliflower crust veggie pizza for myself later. Welcome to the life of a handsome, heterosexual, misogynistic, retired swedish billionaire…I am Hard Rock Nick and I am OBSESSED with my pretty dick. Are you though? 💅🏻🤴🏻